1. Caramel Corn
2. Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
3. Captain Crunch Berries
I don't see that any more really needs to be said about this. I mean, he actually said to me tonight, "I don't see what the big deal is, Jamie. Everyone knows that pop corn is so much better without that sticky goo all over it, ice cream was only ever meant to be vanilla, and Captain Crunch Berries isn't even food."
Isn't? Even? Food?
Have you ever heard such heresy in your life?
At least we can both agree that port is the sixth and most essential food group.