...and then it started raining again.
ANOTHER CAT? - Do you NEVER want me to visit again? Anyway here's my feeble effort (but quite funny)...There was a young man called Toby,When out on a walk, he felt ropey,He needed to poo,So got his wife to squat too,Now they're desperate to find something soapy!Ok so I'm bored at work today!
Okay - here are two of which I cannot get extra credit:Damnit!Whenever I lose a contact lens, I also lose all control of my bladder... ay vey...Or perhaps this: "My eye, MY EYE! Damnit Toby! If you can't aim down, put a leash on that thing and take it for a walk - AWAY FROM ME!"Yeah, well, they were worth a try...
How about, "Hurry and bury that, my eyes are starting to water!"
Okay, here's another try let me know if I crossed the line....Shiting on the rocks is a sore wayeven for a hard ass from Norway...Dig yourself a hole to let the logsrolethen your ass won't be sore for the next day.loe you guys
Okay, here's my contribution (it was born sometime in the wee hours of the morning today).Now listen so we can take stockof a lady we might have to mock.She said, "Now it's clearWhat's happening here....I think I just peed on this rock!"
The name of your kitty should to be squat.If you want to be reminded of this picture a lot.It looks like you are peeing, And Toby is pooping. But maybe you found gold for a big jackpot.
Jeda I turn away cause yer sad,But now that I'm a dadWe're gonna stayIn the beautiful country called Norway!And I don't want to be kicked in the 'nad.or'Precocious child captures the essence of parent's souls' See page 12 for detailsPS. I am really digging the Calamity Physics book- but enough with all the references.
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