Saturday, July 07, 2007

Of Swimming Soups And Sunscream




Show of hands--who misses me? I mean, obviously not Jilly Baby, who did her level best to ruin my summer by blithely informing me via SMS this morning that she and her entire family are moving back to Scotland next month. But everyone else, right? Everyone else wishes me well, and wouldn't dream of upsetting the delicate balance of my life by taking their stupid ball and going home in the middle of the game. Right? I said...RIGHT?

The first week we were here, my older brother and his two kids--one of whom is the fabled Eefin--were in town from Chicago. I hadn't seen this particular brother in over six years, and it was the first time I'd ever met his kids, so we packed as much quality family time into six days as we could possibly stand. Eefin and Boy hit it off splendidly, and a fine time was had by all. Despite my brother trying to bum everyone out by announcing he and his wife of twelve or something years are seperated and filing for divorce.

No worries, though. After several middling to decent heart-to-hearts, I'm satisfied Big Brother's going to be just fine. And besides, news of his divorce served as a nice poetic foil to my little brother's wedding which occupied pretty much the entirety of the second week of our vacation. My family is good for full-circle symmetry that way--like the time in the 60's that my flower-power mother gave herself away as a birthday present to a total stranger in San Francisco, but had to hurry home Sunday morning to teach Sunday School. Or the way the groom's cake at my wedding was so weighted down with strawberries that it sagged and eventually flopped uselessly to the side, while the chocolate glaze on the bride's cake was so stiff and hard it took four hands and a serrated knife to crack through the damn thing.

The picture is of Missy and Boy--flower girl and ring bearer--at the rehearsal. Elder Miss and her cousin were flower girls. They all performed just beautifully, and I've almost forgiven the bride and groom for making me wait so long to get my food at the fancy pants barbeque (I say again--a bold choice for wedding fare) after the ceremony.

Almost.

I mean, it was a good 40 minutes I sat there waiting, and the chicken was all gone by the time my turn finally rolled around, and, while I was at the buffet table, I did miss the one fucking waiter who was doling out the wine. But it all worked out in the end. The ribs were delicious, my blood sugar evenutally normalized, and Cousin Sean and his naughty girlfriend hooked me up with some alcohol (a-lot of alcohol) after dinner. So, bygones. No worries. Except...all the deviled eggs were gone too. I love deviled eggs...

Since the wedding we've mostly just been cowering in shady pools trying to avoid sun stroke and heat exhaustion. There have been a few excursions here and there. In the evenings it cools off two or three tenths of a degree, and we venture out onto the veranda to argue politics and astronomy while we kill off a bottle or two of wine.

The kids are having the time of their life. But Elder Miss has begun to wonder if her friends in Norway have forgotten all about her. Boy is anxious about his upcoming birthday, and worries that his friends don't know the way to Alpha Grandma's house. Missy is relatively neutral about her surroundings, but I do think she's missing her honey and brown cheese sandwiches. So I guess it's just as well that we'll be wrapping up our visit over the next week.

It's not been nearly long enough for me. I'd stay another month if I could. But I do find myself yearning for a slightly more humane climate. I've had to stop running because the heat and the altitude make me weaze and gasp like a diseased donkey after just a mile or two. I need to get back to sea level, and back out on the road before my body forgets everything it's learned about running over the past 8 months.

Over and out from Utah.


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5 comments:

La Dragon said...

Well, *I* miss you.

We have a lot to catch up on. Enjoy your last week, and let's talk soon.

The Partial Godfather said...

If you would have been listening to the DJ at the begining of dinner. He said "Everyone in the wedding party please go and get in line." I am pretty sure you, the Mister, and the three kids are very much a party of the wedding party. If you would have followed instructions we wouldn't have to listen to your bitchin about not getting any food! And... I am pretty sure I threw away a 1/2 a party ball (2 Gallons of beer), three BIG empty bottles of red and two BIG empty bottles of white wine. Its hard to believe you didn't know where to get the booze, when everybody else did.

P.S. So glad you could make it. It wouldn't have been the same without you and your family.

Jilly Baby said...

I miss you JEDA. I need a proper night out before I leave and now that M is without fetus, she can get as rat-arsed as us!

Also, you forget, my move to the land of sheep shaggers (ok I'm not native to Aberdeen, can you tell?) means that you have somewhere to stay when you do your big Scotland tour next year.

AND...not forgetting...you are STILL coming to Glasgow for Hogmanay right?

Jilly Baby said...

I just want to amend my comment. When I say M is without fetus, I mean the fetus grew and delivered itself into a healthy baby.

She didn't 'lose' the fetus as that comment might imply.

Therefore she CAN indeed get rat-arsed and leave J at home to feed the now-grown up fetus!

Stefanie said...

We miss you on the boards...so enjoy your last week and then get your "incredibly thin because you have been running" butt back on the boards.

We need to be straightened out some...