Friday, April 06, 2007

Personal Hygiene

"Mom, why do boys' voices change and girls get boobs?"

"Ah. Well EM, eh.......well let's see. It's to do with something called hormones. It's just one of the many ways boys and girls are different."

"And boys get hairy too, don't they?"

"Yes. Yes, they do."

"But girls get hairy too, don't they?"

"Well, yes. But boys generally get more hairy than girls."

"But girls get hair down there on their pee pees, right?"

"Ahem. Yes, EM. Both boys and girls get hair there."

"But I can cut it. Right?"

"Well, yes. I suppose you can. Some girls do, I guess."

"Oh good! Because I don't want it hanging down to my knees!"


Rosie said...

Geeeeeeeeeeez! What a scream! Loved it.

Anonymous said...

And so......let the good times let's see how You handle those 10,000 questions. But wait!!...wait!!!....Wait until she decides the teach all her friends. 'Member, Jamie? "What are you doing in the dining room, Little Jamie?" "I'm holding childbirth classes." Whoa!!
And the good times just kept coming. Have fun.

The Alpha Grandma

alpha grandpa said...

Please, please, please cut it before it hits her knees