Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Biology teacher:  Any questions on protein synthesis before we move on to the mitochondria?

Skrawny-necked boy in the back:  Will the next test be mulitple choice?

Biology teacher:  Just to change the subject....completely......



High school is freakin' awesome, man.  I had almost forgotten just exactly how awesome it really is.

2 comments:

Alpha Grandpa said...

Sounds familiar!

The Partial Godfather said...

A few things…
I would never give you crap out going back to school. I think it is great, and no it’s not because I believe there shouldn’t be any stay at home moms. I have always felt extremely bad for that comment sitting around your table.
It doesn’t matter that you wasted $100,000 on a degree you don’t use. It has made you into one of the interesting person I know. I wish you the best. I just hope you’ll choose something other than Art History and Italian. Just a thought maybe you could go for a major in Religion with a minor in Latin. Then you could have 3 of 10 of the most worthless degrees.
Love You!
P.S. Have you used the bag and Blanket? We wanted to get you some crotchless panties too, but that would be a little too personal. Instead all you need to do is throw on a nice little sundress and go commando. Then there are no worries about pants and underwear. Your welcome Torbjorn…