Last week's blogging break was brought to you by:EM: George Washington was the founding father of America.Høstferie!
Week-long, school-free family 'enrichment', shredding parents' last nerve since the fall of frigging Man.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled blog.* * * *
EM: George Washington was the first president of America.
Boy: Of Grandma?
EM: No. Grandma wasn't borned yet. Not even Grandpa.
Boy: George Washington was Grandpa's father?
EM: No! America's father!
Boy: Did he have a gun?
EM: Of course. There was a war. An indepennant war.
Boy: Why didn't he have a mustache?
EM: Because he was America's founding father.
Boy: What did he find?